Thursday, March 5, 2009

SPD Bad Poetry Contest: Worst Poem Using the Word "Capitalism"

SPD's AWP BAD POEM CONTESTWORST POEM USING THE WORD CAPITALISM
1st Prize Winner: Nathan Logan
Category: Worst Poem Using the Word "Capitalism"

Buttering Nintendo's Bread

Capitalism = Mariokart.
Holy crap. Sometimes
you get a crappy banana
peel (item raped). But
in last place you can get
the blue tortise shell
and take out numba 1.
This is “rags to riches.”
Filming a girlfriend hoola-
hooping on Wii Fitness
and uploading it to YouTube
is reviving the patriarchy!

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