SPD Bad Poetry Contest: Worst Poem Using the Words “Gull,” “Zephyr,” and “Persephone”

SPD's AWP BAD POEM CONTEST
1st Prize Winner: Samuel Amadon
Category: Worst Poem Using the Words “Gull,” “Zephyr,” and “Persephone”

Totally Ashley was like, “Persephone!”

Then this Robert was like, “Zephyr!”

Of course Katherine was all like, “Gull!”